Not that I would know personally..

[honeymonster]

I saw a book at the library sale called How to Talk to Your Cat. I didn't pick it up, but I'm sure it covers such important phrases as, "You want to go out? Cat out?" and "Who's a fuzzy girl? [Name of cat]'s a fuzzy girl!" not to mention the old classic, "Please stop aiming your asshole at my nose."