honeymonster | Questions!

benchilada asked me five questions. You know the deal by now, I hope. If you want me to ask questions of you, ask in the comments. I can't promise they'll be as interesting as this batch, though. If you want that, you should go ask the man himself..

1) Cure for cancer or cheap, reliable, safe Faster-Than-Light travel?
Cure for Cancer is ultimately more important.

2) You get to choose how you die, however elaborate. How does it go down?
In my sleep after really great sex. Not during.. nobody's that good.

3) What's the guiltiest of your guilty pleasures? [masturbation does not
count]
Dang! That's really all I had. I live in my father's house.. what do you want from me?

4) Would you trade your eyesight for being able to live--with aging stretched appropriately--to 148?
Short answer: fuck no! Long answer: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck noooooooooooooooooooooooo.

5) Yo, what?
Werd.