Hot shit!

[honeymonster]

The scanner showed up maybe an hour ago.

This makes me wonder what would have happened if I'd paid the extra three bucks for "expedited service." Maybe they employ The Flash.

Anyway, it works:
Handmade bookcloth from old gray jeans. Gray endpapers, pages are graph paper. Glass penguin bead on end of bookmark.

Smaller, better-looking book keychains.