The person who bought the Male Nude photography exhibition catalog asked me to mail it discreetly.
Damn, I so enjoy writing "ATTENTION: PERVERT" on all the sexually explicit stuff I sell..
Is anybody watching that "Next Food Network Star" show? It's not exactly a thrill a minute. And I don't actually like any of the contestants. I mean, they're not hiding the next Duff Goldman or anything.
Plus, they got rid of the two black people and the chick with the accent right away.

Damn, I so enjoy writing "ATTENTION: PERVERT" on all the sexually explicit stuff I sell..
Is anybody watching that "Next Food Network Star" show? It's not exactly a thrill a minute. And I don't actually like any of the contestants. I mean, they're not hiding the next Duff Goldman or anything.
Plus, they got rid of the two black people and the chick with the accent right away.
