Well I'll be fucked in the butt.

[honeymonster]

In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not sending out valentines this year. It's not that I don't love you, it's just that I couldn't find any cheap little cards that appealed to me this time around.

I usually don't have a big problem with valentines day, but all you fuckers bitching about it are bringing me down. I love you, so shut the fuck up.

Hey, Friday the thirteenth came on a Tuesday this year.