After dinner I was flipping channels and came across the end of an old monster movie. This old guy was looking around his property yelling, "Hey, you kids!" ("Get off my lawn!" I replied). Just when I was deciding I was watching on of the most boring monster movie ever made, a glistening black thing appeared behind him and began to chew on his head.
I laughed until my eyes watered. That's entertainment!
I laughed until my eyes watered. That's entertainment!