Shall I compare thee to a guy named Fred?

[honeymonster]

or, This book is getting to me.

Men don't make passes
At girls who wear glasses?
As a girl I never found this to be true.
But say they are classless
'Round chicks with big asses--
That's one I can't misconstrue.

current words: Please, Lord, Make Me a Famous Poet or at least Less Fat or Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Poetry, But Were Afraid if You Asked, Someone Would Start Talking About Watchamajigger Pentameter; Dean Blehert