My best friend is an uncultured boor. (But I still love him.)

[honeymonster]

First he tells me he's never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, then this:

VmpyrAngl: scrape the pan?
VmpyrAngl: for pudding?
Mnkysnt: yes
Mnkysnt: for yummy bits of pudding still in the pan
Mnkysnt: we don't do instant pudding in this house
VmpyrAngl: I meant... why would you need a pan for pudding?
VmpyrAngl: instant or not
Mnkysnt: to cook it
Mnkysnt: doy
VmpyrAngl: you cook pudding?!?!

For these offenses, he shall bring me--a shrubbery!