FIRSTS

[honeymonster]

Snagged from drownedinink.. <3.

First job:
Umm.. there was that babysitting disaster when I was 13..

First screen name:
mnkysnt

First self-purchased album:
umm.. christ, I don't remember. But I'm guessing something by Madonna.. I didn't give up on her until Dick Tracy. Let's hear it for sublimated crushes!

First funeral:
Hasn't yet happened.

First piercing/tattoo:
Do I seem like a good candidate for self-mutilation?

First credit card:
Got a "check card" in 2000..

First true love:
Can we not talk about that? I still have nightmares about it.

First enemy:
moi?

First big trip:
From NYC to Kalamazoo. I was, I understand, six months old.

First concert:
Umm.. I got Monkees tickets for my 13th birthday. Yeah, yeah..

First musician you remember hearing in your house:
Who knows? There was music in my house until Mama died. Can't really pick out any one artist.

First actual sex:
November second, umm.. 1992.

First sex worth remembering:
Hmm.. well, I can tell you about my first ever orgasm induced by another person.. but..

First traffic ticket:
Can't yet drive.

LASTS:

Last big car ride:
Umm.. summer 2001, I think.

Last kiss:
years ago

Last library book:
Last one I read? Check bookfrog.

Last movie seen:
Notorious C.H.O.

Last beverage drank:
Coke Classic

Last food consumed:
steak

Last phone call:
Steve, this afternoon, to shoot the shit about books, movies, politics.

Last group of MP3s played:
"happy" playlist.. skipped one song.

Last annoyance:
Something utterly petty, I'm sure.

Last soda drank:
Coke Classic

Last ice cream eaten:
Umm.. oh, french vanilla with homemade applesauce on it.

Last argument:
Probably with Rona, but I don't remember.

Last thing cooked:
steak

Last really interesting curse word or insult:
I've always loved "jump up my butt," but lately the best I can do is "fuckmonkeys."

Last good workout:
*guilt*

Last group to be the subject of a ranting epithet:
moi?