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honeymonster(1) The singular boring question: What is your name?
Honey
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
My father says John. And I grew up with "Diddle diddle dumpling, my son John.."
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you?
Umm.. Honey, Jnr. Hee hee hee. *snork* No.
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?
Tamika.
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
It's not so much mispronunciation as miscomprehension.
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
Sometimes.
(8) Do you think God has a gender?
umm?
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion?
Nope. :^P So there.
(10) Do you believe in organized religion?
Ermm.. it exists, yes?
(11) Where do you think we go when we die?
How the hell am I supposed to know? I'm not dead!
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section?
Funny ha-ha or funny weird?
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh?
Um. Medium. And it depends on my medication.
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most?
Steve.
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?
Um. No joke is offensive if it's funny. Though I have laughed at a few lame ones, so.. yes.
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?
Who would I tell them to? Why shouldn't I?
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?
um. Dolphin.
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?
One I picked up the phone and the lady said something about cancer research.. something like that. I said (without thinking about it) "We don't want any," and hung up.
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?
Can't dance. Not, "I am bad at dancing," I cannot dance. Hurts my leg.
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?
um.. lemme check my notes. According to the lists thing Steve and I did, it's:
"I Will Always Love You"
Whitney Houston
"Open up Your Heart and Let the Sun Shine In"
from "The Flintstones" (it's GROSS!)
"In the Year 2525" by I don't know who, but talk about your bad associations..
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?
"Ato Ichonen" by Kemuri
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head?
when? Sometimes I get Beatles tunes stuck there because they're so damn catchy. Other times there are horrid songs I can't get out with a crowbar. Last night it was "Kill the Poor." It varies.
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?
hmm.. "Affection," Jonathan Richman.. "Car," "Kill Rhythm," "Recieve," Catherine Wheel.. "It's Still Warm," Dramarama.. "It's Too Late," Jim Carroll Band. Lyrics here.
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use?
Oh cripes, that's a tough one..
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?
"When I'm 64"? I have no clue here, people!
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to?
Hmm.. I liked Super Mario Brothers. I love Cast a Deadly Spell. And Tuff Turf, for sentimental reasons..
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?
I used to. But then I saw Guyver 2: Dark Hero.
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character?
Luke Skywalker. My first love.
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of?
Jet Li movies, doy!
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?
Porn, teen romances (Freddy Prinze, Jr.)
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?
taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese?
sharp cheddar
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?
que?
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?
most likely
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?
You wouldn't ask a polar bear that, would you?
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC?
PC
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?
moi?
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?
nope
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?
nope
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?
nope
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?
yup
(42) What do you love most about the other gender?
mmmm.. everything is cool.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender?
the way they've been conditioned by society to think that only freaks have emotions..
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender?
umm.. I can't generalize that broadly, sorry.
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it?
on occasion..
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most?
erm. Corey Feldman. (SHUT UP!)
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who?
Once, some girl told me a friend of hers had said I look like Lisa Loeb. But that wasn't a very good picture.
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)?
Like any actress would take the role.
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why?
nope
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter?
Eddie Izzard.
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich?
not this week
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?
nope
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?
puh-leez.
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number?
yep
(55) Do you actually know your IP address?
nope
(56) Do you know what an IP address is?
vaguely
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?
yes
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?
10348657
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?
You what?
(60) What do you think of pi?
mmmm.. pi..
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title?
why? What kind of questions are these?
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
Embarrassed.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"?
the former
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?
no clue
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?
okay, in what century was this written?
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
Not for me.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?
yep
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?
some of them
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?
I already have FRIENDS.
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence?
?
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession?
I don't know..
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most?
hmmm.. no, that's dirty. An apartment.
(73) How badly do you want it?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'?
nope
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section?
Okay, am I supposed to be that dumb?
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you?
YES!
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older?
umm.. Hey, as long as I'm alive, I don't give a damn.
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?
All of my costumes sucked.
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had?
See above.
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning?
my birthday?
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there?
My birthday's in August.. what are you talking about?
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory?
What was the question?
(83) How good is your long-term memory?
Why am I answering these questions?
(84) What is your earliest memory?
Errm..Steve?
(85) What is your happiest memory?
sigh..
(86) What is your strangest memory?
Um.
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize?
?
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry?
Boys Don't Cry.. others I can't think of.
(89) What book makes/made you cry?
Umm.. MIssing Angel Juan and Baby Be_Bop by Francesca Lia Block.. Virgins and Girls Forever Brave and True by Caryl Rivers..
(90) What song makes/made you cry?
Various matchbox twenty tunes (damn Bill), stuff they played on "Ally Mcbeal" when Billy died.. umm.. stuff.
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried?
Stand up comedians and my brothers.
Honey
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
My father says John. And I grew up with "Diddle diddle dumpling, my son John.."
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you?
Umm.. Honey, Jnr. Hee hee hee. *snork* No.
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?
Tamika.
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
It's not so much mispronunciation as miscomprehension.
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
Sometimes.
(8) Do you think God has a gender?
umm?
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion?
Nope. :^P So there.
(10) Do you believe in organized religion?
Ermm.. it exists, yes?
(11) Where do you think we go when we die?
How the hell am I supposed to know? I'm not dead!
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section?
Funny ha-ha or funny weird?
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh?
Um. Medium. And it depends on my medication.
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most?
Steve.
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?
Um. No joke is offensive if it's funny. Though I have laughed at a few lame ones, so.. yes.
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?
Who would I tell them to? Why shouldn't I?
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?
um. Dolphin.
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?
One I picked up the phone and the lady said something about cancer research.. something like that. I said (without thinking about it) "We don't want any," and hung up.
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?
Can't dance. Not, "I am bad at dancing," I cannot dance. Hurts my leg.
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?
um.. lemme check my notes. According to the lists thing Steve and I did, it's:
"I Will Always Love You"
Whitney Houston
"Open up Your Heart and Let the Sun Shine In"
from "The Flintstones" (it's GROSS!)
"In the Year 2525" by I don't know who, but talk about your bad associations..
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?
"Ato Ichonen" by Kemuri
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head?
when? Sometimes I get Beatles tunes stuck there because they're so damn catchy. Other times there are horrid songs I can't get out with a crowbar. Last night it was "Kill the Poor." It varies.
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?
hmm.. "Affection," Jonathan Richman.. "Car," "Kill Rhythm," "Recieve," Catherine Wheel.. "It's Still Warm," Dramarama.. "It's Too Late," Jim Carroll Band. Lyrics here.
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use?
Oh cripes, that's a tough one..
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?
"When I'm 64"? I have no clue here, people!
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to?
Hmm.. I liked Super Mario Brothers. I love Cast a Deadly Spell. And Tuff Turf, for sentimental reasons..
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?
I used to. But then I saw Guyver 2: Dark Hero.
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character?
Luke Skywalker. My first love.
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of?
Jet Li movies, doy!
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?
Porn, teen romances (Freddy Prinze, Jr.)
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?
taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese?
sharp cheddar
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?
que?
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?
most likely
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?
You wouldn't ask a polar bear that, would you?
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC?
PC
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?
moi?
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?
nope
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?
nope
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?
nope
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?
yup
(42) What do you love most about the other gender?
mmmm.. everything is cool.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender?
the way they've been conditioned by society to think that only freaks have emotions..
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender?
umm.. I can't generalize that broadly, sorry.
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it?
on occasion..
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most?
erm. Corey Feldman. (SHUT UP!)
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who?
Once, some girl told me a friend of hers had said I look like Lisa Loeb. But that wasn't a very good picture.
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)?
Like any actress would take the role.
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why?
nope
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter?
Eddie Izzard.
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich?
not this week
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?
nope
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?
puh-leez.
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number?
yep
(55) Do you actually know your IP address?
nope
(56) Do you know what an IP address is?
vaguely
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?
yes
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?
10348657
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?
You what?
(60) What do you think of pi?
mmmm.. pi..
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title?
why? What kind of questions are these?
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
Embarrassed.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"?
the former
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?
no clue
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?
okay, in what century was this written?
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
Not for me.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?
yep
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?
some of them
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?
I already have FRIENDS.
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence?
?
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession?
I don't know..
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most?
hmmm.. no, that's dirty. An apartment.
(73) How badly do you want it?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'?
nope
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section?
Okay, am I supposed to be that dumb?
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you?
YES!
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older?
umm.. Hey, as long as I'm alive, I don't give a damn.
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?
All of my costumes sucked.
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had?
See above.
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning?
my birthday?
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there?
My birthday's in August.. what are you talking about?
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory?
What was the question?
(83) How good is your long-term memory?
Why am I answering these questions?
(84) What is your earliest memory?
Errm..Steve?
(85) What is your happiest memory?
sigh..
(86) What is your strangest memory?
Um.
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize?
?
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry?
Boys Don't Cry.. others I can't think of.
(89) What book makes/made you cry?
Umm.. MIssing Angel Juan and Baby Be_Bop by Francesca Lia Block.. Virgins and Girls Forever Brave and True by Caryl Rivers..
(90) What song makes/made you cry?
Various matchbox twenty tunes (damn Bill), stuff they played on "Ally Mcbeal" when Billy died.. umm.. stuff.
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried?
Stand up comedians and my brothers.
