I swipe-ed this from Donny.

[honeymonster]

Basically, just write something under each of the twelve topics. It can be as short as one word, or as long as a whole fucking essay. Just as long as it's you... something you personally have to say about the subject. The 13th topic is the Wild Card... meaning you pick whatever topic you want. You can even have a running theme through all of the topics if you want. Be creative with it. It can be as abstract or literal as you want.

Love
I am really cynical about this word in a romantic context at the moment. But probably not cynical enough.

Sex
I've been in heat for the past couple of weeks.

It's been way too long since I even kissed somebody.

I am, however, learning a lot about getting myself off. Things I never imagined when I first discovered how.

Violence
Scares me. Love it in the movies, terrified of it in real life.

Drugs
I think I'm allergic to pot smoke.

Human Behavior
My first Bjork song.

What?

Oh.

I try not to be so bugged by things people do, or at least find out why they bug me. I am not particularly fond of gossip.

Money
Being poor is a strange social stigma. People like to assume that you can just wish your way out of it.

American values are warped. There are no provisions for being poor and still a good person, because if you have no money, it must be your fault.

Food
I love to cook and bake. It's in my genes, I guess. My father is an awesome cook, and by all accounts, so was my mother. I love to figure out new ways of fixing something.

One of the biggest pains about my injuries is how they've curtailed my kitchen stuff.

Sound
Shh! Head hurty!

When Rona's home and in her office, she always either has the damn TV on or is on the phone. Either way, it's loud. I'm quite sick of being forced to listen to her soap operas and telephone conversations. Because, as I forgot to mention, my bedroom is directly across the hall.

Image
I don't have one. But I love me anyway.

Time
I've got all the time in the world.
And I can't seem to get anything done.


Family
The only people you can't pick out. There's a lot more to being close to someone than blood relations, though.

Truth
I hate to be lied to. I don't like to lie. But when it comes to saving my ass, I will lie without even thinking about it. Chalk that up to having a father who beat my ass for whatever he felt like until I found a way to make him stop.

Temperance
Moderation is severely under-rated.

I don't drink alcohol because of the medication I'm on. I guess I don't really miss it.

I've never been hung over, but I have gotten to the walking funny stage of drunkenness a couple times.