ooch, eech

[honeymonster]

The muscles in my coochie-snorcher hurt like hell. And I don't know why!

The last time I can remember hurting like this was when I was 20. It had been about a year since I last had sex, he was only the second guy I'd ever had sex with, he wasn't very gentle and his dick was too damn big. I called off work the next day and stayed in bed whimpering and bleeding and feeling sick.

But I haven't had sex this time, so I don't know what the fuck is going on. Except that I hurt.

*whimper*