You know what's funny?

[honeymonster]

Some anonymous asswipe going around making posts in people's journals telling me I'm a sinner and an abomination against god, burn in hell--P.S., convert to judaism, and visit my website!!

Is there a Jewish hell? I thought there wasn't.

Like this is going to change anything. *ding* Wow, it all makes sense now! I no longer want to stick my tongue in Eliza Dushku's snatch! Thank you, random crusader!

Now all I want to do is kick you until you cry.