'cause it's nearly four in the morning and I'm still awake..

[honeymonster]

TEN BANDS THAT YOU HAVE SEEN LIVE

1. Some band they brought into my middle school
   
2. Some band at a fair
   
3. The Monkees (at age 13)
   
4. Poison (17)
   
5. Really crappy band at a stupid bar (18)
   
6. My uncle's friend's punk band (21)
   
7. Another band at same gig
   
8. and another
   
9. umm..
   *cricket noises*

NINE THINGS THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO

1. Payment for Poppy Brite book showing up.
   
2. The end of summer.
   
3. The crappy horror movie coming on soon.
   
4. Talking to Jeffrey again.
   
5. Next time I see Steve.
   
6. The end of a seven-year long lawsuit.
   
7. Shopping for inventory for a good used book store.
   
8. Trying to start my own business.
   
9. No longer being so damn pathetic (a long shot, but what the hell.)

EIGHT THINGS THAT YOU WEAR DAILY

1. glasses
   
2. bra
   
3. panties
   
4. t-shirt
   
5. pants of some sort
   
6. ummm..

SEVEN THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU

1. numbers. There's, like, too many of them.
   
2. humidity
   
3. my own weaknesses
   
4. internet shorthand
   
5. people who revel in mediocrity
   
6. being lied to
   
7. my stepmother

SIX THINGS THAT YOU TOUCH EVERYDAY

1. my bed
   
2. my glasses
   
3. my clothes
   
4. Sassy
   
5. Cupcake
   
6. Coke glass

FIVE MOVIES THAT YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER

1. Orgasmo
   
2. Terror Firmer
   
3. Titus (Titus Andronicus)
   
4. My Neighbor Totoro
   
5. Anything with Godzilla in it, pretty much

FOUR PEOPLE WHO YOU'D WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH

1. Shae
   
2. Zena
   
3. Devon
   
4. Pete

THREE CDs THAT YOU LISTENED TO LAST

1. Eddie Izzard, Glorious
   
2. Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill
   
3. New Bomb Turks, The Big Combo

TWO OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS EVER

1. "Fever," The Cramps
   
2. "It's Too Late," Jim Carroll Band

ONE PERSON THAT YOU WOULD SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH

1. Umm, me, doy.

Okay, some of those were tough.