I stole this from mista Sammy

[honeymonster]

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
1: da bomb
2: da politicians in charge of da bomb
3: my urge to beat Carrot Top to death with a phone

THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
1: Steve
2: Donny
3: Pete

THREE THINGS I LOVE:
1: books
2: my cats
3: pie

THREE THINGS I HATE:
1: being screamed at
2: pain
3: scallops

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
1: my stepmother
2: most Japanese
3: mathmatics

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
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THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
1: typing
2: procrastinating
3: bein' thirsty

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
1: get the fuck out of this house for good
2: smooch smooch smooch
3: have sex again

THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
1: bind a book
2: roast a chicken
2: hug you

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
1: shy
2: loyal
3: a big pain in the ass

THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
1: lift anything heavy
2: mop
3: be on foot around traffic without getting the wiggins

THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
1: frogs
2: music
3: me ;>

THREE THINGS I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EVER:
1: George Bush
2: John Ashcroft
3: Mariah Carey

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST:
1: cool
2: yay!
3: thank you, kind sir

THREE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:
1: pie
2: french fries
3: pizza

THREE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO LEARN:
1: a foreign language
2: how to drive
3: how to run a successful business

THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
1: Coke
2: Coke
3: Coke

THREE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID:
1: You Can't do that on Television
2: Kid's Inc.
3: Scooby Doo, Where Are You? (*flinch*)