I think I've figured out what I really want to do with my life:

[honeymonster]

I want to own and run a used bookstore. Oh, I know it will be hard work and cost a lot of money and have problems I can't even dream of.. but I really want to do it someday. It would be so nifty beyond words.

Folks, Honey has a dream, an aspiration. You heard it here first.

Now.. what would I call it?