A way to answer the phone I don't have the courage to use:

[honeymonster]

"Happy Valley Nuthouse, How can I--oops. Happy Valley Loony Bi--Sorry. Happy Valley Ment--Ow! Happy Valley Sanitarium, how may I help you?"

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Had to stop watching "Smallville" tonight because my lust for the Lex Luthor character is getting annoying. Bleah.