This is a text file I just found.

[honeymonster]

Not sure when I wrote it..

All I know about self-esteem I learned from my grandmother

*If you don't care about clothes, you're hopeless.
*Why try, you'll only mess it up.
*Don't say mean things to someone's face. Wait 'til they've shut the door. Then curse about them.
*Little girls who are happy playing with a dustcloth are much preferable to little girls who play in the woods.
*Don't talk back.
*Stop being such a wimp.
*Clean your plate, I worked hard to cook that.
*You're getting fat.