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honeymonsterWhat a weekend. :^P
Why don't you fuckers answer my questions?
At least I'm done with website junk for a while..
The season premeire of "Six Feet Under" messed with me.. and I don't appreciate that.
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? My stepmother..
2. What is your weapon of choice? sarcasm
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? I hate violence. Only if there was no other way out of a situation.
4. How about of the same sex? See above.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? My stepmother..
6. What is your pet peeve? His name is Albert.. such a cute li'l peeve, too..
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Yes.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? umm?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Lord knows. Define "late."
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: I owe several people snail mail letters.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I don't remember..
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? Gad, no.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Define "workout."
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? none
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Coke Classic?
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? white
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I don't remember.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? nope
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? It makes fun of me behind my back.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? yes
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? Not since i last channeled Godzilla.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 5
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 5
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? no
4. Have you "done it"? yes
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? depends on person
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? nope
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 0
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? ?
3. $1 million, what would you do with it? get the fuck out of here.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? I don't know.. maybe.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? *sigh* yeah..
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? enough
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Re-learned how to walk?
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? dunno
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? happiness, freedom, sex
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? sometimes
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? ..no.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? nope.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? pot roast, got my website up.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? umm?
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? um?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? ummm?
4. Have you ever been cheated on? yes
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yes
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? confidence
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? no
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? sloth
Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? ummmm.. well..
2. What religion were you raised as? Lutheran for 7 years..
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? what the fuck does that mean?
4. Do you believe in magic? sometimes
5. What was the last promise you broke? I don't remember.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? Yep.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? Perfectly boring.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? ha!
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? freedom and solvency
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? yes
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? If so, how close did you come to winning? no
6. Do you gamble? If so, what game or activity? not really
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? no..
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? none specific
2. What causes have you given money or time to? little salvation army change once in a while..
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? nope
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? not sure
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? no
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? I don't remember.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? See 6.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? I don't know.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? nothing
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? um.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? I can't say what I'd do until it comes up.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Braiins!
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? yes.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? no
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? yes
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? I'd tell them I was a dyke or something.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? In some cases, but not all.
4. What should be legally guaranteed? We should get to kick the president in the nuts if he's ignoring us.
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? Booolsheet.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? don't care
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? no
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? laziness
2. Do you collect anything? yes
3. Are you addicted to anything? books, caffiene, sugar
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? no
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: get involved with a certain asshole
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? yes
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? Probably Steve.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? Virgil who?
3. Do you take advice when it's given? sometimes
4. What area are you wisest in? The kitchen.
5. Do you drive defensively? I don't drive.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Would you ever? Yes.. never again.
7. What did you learn today? It's only one in the morning, give me a break!
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? Fred.
Why don't you fuckers answer my questions?
At least I'm done with website junk for a while..
The season premeire of "Six Feet Under" messed with me.. and I don't appreciate that.
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? My stepmother..
2. What is your weapon of choice? sarcasm
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? I hate violence. Only if there was no other way out of a situation.
4. How about of the same sex? See above.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? My stepmother..
6. What is your pet peeve? His name is Albert.. such a cute li'l peeve, too..
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Yes.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? umm?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Lord knows. Define "late."
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: I owe several people snail mail letters.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I don't remember..
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? Gad, no.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Define "workout."
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? none
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Coke Classic?
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? white
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I don't remember.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? nope
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? It makes fun of me behind my back.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? yes
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? Not since i last channeled Godzilla.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 5
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 5
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? no
4. Have you "done it"? yes
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? depends on person
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? nope
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 0
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? ?
3. $1 million, what would you do with it? get the fuck out of here.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? I don't know.. maybe.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? *sigh* yeah..
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? enough
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Re-learned how to walk?
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? dunno
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? happiness, freedom, sex
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? sometimes
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? ..no.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? nope.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? pot roast, got my website up.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? umm?
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? um?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? ummm?
4. Have you ever been cheated on? yes
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yes
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? confidence
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? no
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? sloth
Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? ummmm.. well..
2. What religion were you raised as? Lutheran for 7 years..
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? what the fuck does that mean?
4. Do you believe in magic? sometimes
5. What was the last promise you broke? I don't remember.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? Yep.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? Perfectly boring.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? ha!
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? freedom and solvency
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? yes
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? If so, how close did you come to winning? no
6. Do you gamble? If so, what game or activity? not really
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? no..
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? none specific
2. What causes have you given money or time to? little salvation army change once in a while..
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? nope
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? not sure
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? no
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? I don't remember.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? See 6.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? I don't know.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? nothing
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? um.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? I can't say what I'd do until it comes up.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Braiins!
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? yes.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? no
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? yes
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? I'd tell them I was a dyke or something.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? In some cases, but not all.
4. What should be legally guaranteed? We should get to kick the president in the nuts if he's ignoring us.
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? Booolsheet.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? don't care
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? no
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? laziness
2. Do you collect anything? yes
3. Are you addicted to anything? books, caffiene, sugar
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? no
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: get involved with a certain asshole
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? yes
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? Probably Steve.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? Virgil who?
3. Do you take advice when it's given? sometimes
4. What area are you wisest in? The kitchen.
5. Do you drive defensively? I don't drive.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Would you ever? Yes.. never again.
7. What did you learn today? It's only one in the morning, give me a break!
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? Fred.
