Does this mean you won't go to bed with me?

[honeymonster]

HONEY

From the Celtic root meaning "Complete Bastard"

Characteristics
Honey annoys the hell out of everyone.

Personality
Honey should never baby-sit.

Natural
Honey likes sheep a great deal.

Emotional
Honey cries over spilled milk.

Character
Honey runs from commitment.

Physical
Honey shouldn't breathe on anyone.

Mental
Honey talks to the walls.

Motivation
Honey strives to make others cry.

The Name Game, via banzooken.