I'll teach your grandma to suck eggs..

[honeymonster]

I've been really down lately, thought I might list some things I like about myself for a change..

I have an odd sense of humor.
I have too many obsessions to really lose it in any one direction.
I have great hair! :^P
I only remember really bad jokes.
I know where to pet cats to make them my friends.
I am creative in lots of ways.
My friends are really cool. <3