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1:Have you ever been told you're an idiot?: yep

2: Have you ever said,"Damn, I'm an idiot"?: oh, yeah.

3:Do stationary objects impede your progress?: of course.. they keep jumping out in front of me.

4:Have you ever tried to bite your own ear?: noooooooooo..

6:Have you ever thrown a deadly object in the air and than tried to catch it ?: nope..

7: Have you ever mispelled a word with less than 5 letters?: oy yo.

8a: Do you stick your tongue out of your mouth when doing a task: nooooooooo..

8b: was it a simple task?: murr?

9:Have you ever tried to pierce a body part?: fuck no.

10: is your IQ less than 90?: nope. When I was in elementary school, my grandmother's sister gave me this really long IQ test and seemed very impressed. From then on, every time I exhibited a frivolous tendency in front of her, she acted disappointed.

11:Has a vending machine ever stolen 3 dollars or so from you?: no.. generally I stop after the first one.

14: Have you ever made animal noises thinking they would understand you?: nah. My accent's terrible.

15: have you ever eaten a sticky, messy food with your fingers instead of a utensil?: yes.

16: Have you ever fallen backwards out of a chair?: umm.. no?

17: Have you ever fallen into a river/lake/hole in the ground while sober?: yeah.. but I was 4 or so.

18:Have you ever eaten/drank something unedible?: not that I’m aware of.

19:Have you ever yelled a profane word out the window when it was inappropriate?: define "inappropriate."

20:Have you ever jumped/fallen off a second story building/balcony/rock/etc?: hell no.

21:Have you ever said you were high or drunk through you really weren't? nooooooo..

22:Have you ever locked yourself in a room and were unable to escape?: one time the bathroom door wouldn't open.. but it wasn't locked.

23:Have you ever dropped a lot of your stuff in public?: yuppers.

24:Have you ever intentionally passed up on an opportunity to talk to someone you thought was hot?: yes. Me shy.

25:Do you type e-mails for fun?: que?

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