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kablammy, who kept referring to me in his for some reason..
1. Are you an innie or an outie? Is this dirty? If so.. yes.
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? maybe when I was a kid?
3. Have you ever written a song? Yes, and all but one I threw out when I was eighteen because they sucked. The other is a parody I wrote a few years ago.. it's in here somewhere..
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? no pockets.
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet? I think once in elementary school the girls' was out of order..
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? yes
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? no
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? no
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? I was a brownie and a girl scout, but the kids were kinda nasty to me and I always came home with headaches, so I quit.
10. Have you ever broken a mirror? I don't know..
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? no
12. What is your biggest pet peeve? I don't believe I have a pet peeve.. where do you get them? What do they look like? Are they amphibious?
13. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? depends on what it is.
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? everyone who's been in an elementary school cafeteria probably has at one point.
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? no.
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? both.
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. false
19. Did you have a baby blanket? I hope so!
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? yeeeeahhh..
21. Have you ever sleepwalked? I dunno.. probably not.
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonald's? HELL no.
23. Can you flip your eye-lids up? Untried.
24. Are you double jointed? no.. I don't think so.
25. If you could be any age, what age would you be? hunh?
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? maybe?
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? no
28. What is your dream car? one that runs and is really sturdy.. or a bright red mercedes.
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? um. ? I dunno. Always changes.
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? I can't swim.
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? No.
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? freak
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? yep
35. Can you pick something up with your toes? lemme check.. yeah.. but it takes longer than it used to.
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house? three in living room.. two up here.. at least two downstairs.. um..at least 7
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? maybe at naptime in kindergarten.. though I came close a few times in science class.
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? None.
39. How many foreign countries have you visited? 0.
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? not unless there was cash and Britney Spears attached.
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? yes
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? does the pope shit in the woods?
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? who's a what now?
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Alice Cooper
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? crayons
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? depends. How dark, for one thing? And for what?
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? nah.
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? yes
51. Do you talk in your sleep? How the hell would I know?
52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? *sniff* I can't do either! *wail*
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? no
54. Have you ever played in the rain? yes! Puddle stompy!
55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? depends where you are, I suppose..
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? umm.. I'm afraid of heights..
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? umm.. one lives in Florida and one lives in Asia?
58. Do you drink Pepsi or Coke? Coke.
59. What's your favorite number?
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? no
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? mmm.. no.
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table? Gad, no. Rona does that, it's sick.
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? yeah, but I didn't fall all the way down..
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? umm.. yes?
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? yes
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? simpson's voice
67. If you could invite any movie star celebrity to your home for dinner, who would it be? I don't know.. Jackie Chan?
68. Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn? maybe when I was a kid.. who knows.
69. Which would you rather live with: where is the rest of this question?
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like? If we got along, sure
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like? not unless there was emotional or monetary blackmail involved.
72. Have you ever returned a gift? yes
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? if they really wanted it.. and I didn't.
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? women's tennis finals
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own? umm.. there's the snazzy red and black ones I've only worn once.. crappy "low high heeled work shoes" Rona made me buy years and years ago which I can no longer wear.. and my sneakers.. 3.
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? maybe
77. Do you sing in the car? not unless the driver sings too.
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? ick
79. What is your favorite breed of dog? no.
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? I'm more worried about people, sorry.
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? You what?
82. What is your least favorite fruit? kiwi
83. What kind of fruit have you never had? papaya?
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? dick blick or other big art supply joint.
85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? Yo Mama.
86. Are/were you a good student? I could have been, but no.
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? depends on which arm..
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? The razzberry squad. Yelling at the enemy, "You smell like poo! We don't like you! Thbbbtbt!"
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? You go first. I'll watch. (Okay, he's gone, let's split.)
90. What do you think is your best feature? My capacity for mindless cruelty.
91. If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? I can't sing or play an instrument.. rap or punk. Or comedy, which isn't music, so.. yeah.
92. What is your favorite season? Spring!
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family? umm?
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you? They are all of equal importance.
95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer? painter
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college? I dunno
98. Have you ever had surgery? yep
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? no
100. What do you like to collect? bodies.
kablammy, who kept referring to me in his for some reason..1. Are you an innie or an outie? Is this dirty? If so.. yes.
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? maybe when I was a kid?
3. Have you ever written a song? Yes, and all but one I threw out when I was eighteen because they sucked. The other is a parody I wrote a few years ago.. it's in here somewhere..
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? no pockets.
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet? I think once in elementary school the girls' was out of order..
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? yes
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? no
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? no
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? I was a brownie and a girl scout, but the kids were kinda nasty to me and I always came home with headaches, so I quit.
10. Have you ever broken a mirror? I don't know..
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? no
12. What is your biggest pet peeve? I don't believe I have a pet peeve.. where do you get them? What do they look like? Are they amphibious?
13. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? depends on what it is.
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? everyone who's been in an elementary school cafeteria probably has at one point.
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? no.
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? both.
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. false
19. Did you have a baby blanket? I hope so!
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? yeeeeahhh..
21. Have you ever sleepwalked? I dunno.. probably not.
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonald's? HELL no.
23. Can you flip your eye-lids up? Untried.
24. Are you double jointed? no.. I don't think so.
25. If you could be any age, what age would you be? hunh?
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? maybe?
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? no
28. What is your dream car? one that runs and is really sturdy.. or a bright red mercedes.
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? um. ? I dunno. Always changes.
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? I can't swim.
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? No.
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? freak
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? yep
35. Can you pick something up with your toes? lemme check.. yeah.. but it takes longer than it used to.
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house? three in living room.. two up here.. at least two downstairs.. um..at least 7
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? maybe at naptime in kindergarten.. though I came close a few times in science class.
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? None.
39. How many foreign countries have you visited? 0.
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? not unless there was cash and Britney Spears attached.
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? yes
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? does the pope shit in the woods?
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? who's a what now?
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Alice Cooper
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? crayons
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? depends. How dark, for one thing? And for what?
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? nah.
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? yes
51. Do you talk in your sleep? How the hell would I know?
52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? *sniff* I can't do either! *wail*
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? no
54. Have you ever played in the rain? yes! Puddle stompy!
55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? depends where you are, I suppose..
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? umm.. I'm afraid of heights..
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? umm.. one lives in Florida and one lives in Asia?
58. Do you drink Pepsi or Coke? Coke.
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? no
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? mmm.. no.
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table? Gad, no. Rona does that, it's sick.
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? yeah, but I didn't fall all the way down..
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? umm.. yes?
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? yes
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? simpson's voice
67. If you could invite any movie star celebrity to your home for dinner, who would it be? I don't know.. Jackie Chan?
68. Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn? maybe when I was a kid.. who knows.
69. Which would you rather live with: where is the rest of this question?
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like? If we got along, sure
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like? not unless there was emotional or monetary blackmail involved.
72. Have you ever returned a gift? yes
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? if they really wanted it.. and I didn't.
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? women's tennis finals
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own? umm.. there's the snazzy red and black ones I've only worn once.. crappy "low high heeled work shoes" Rona made me buy years and years ago which I can no longer wear.. and my sneakers.. 3.
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? maybe
77. Do you sing in the car? not unless the driver sings too.
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? ick
79. What is your favorite breed of dog? no.
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? I'm more worried about people, sorry.
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? You what?
82. What is your least favorite fruit? kiwi
83. What kind of fruit have you never had? papaya?
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? dick blick or other big art supply joint.
85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? Yo Mama.
86. Are/were you a good student? I could have been, but no.
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? depends on which arm..
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? The razzberry squad. Yelling at the enemy, "You smell like poo! We don't like you! Thbbbtbt!"
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? You go first. I'll watch. (Okay, he's gone, let's split.)
90. What do you think is your best feature? My capacity for mindless cruelty.
91. If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? I can't sing or play an instrument.. rap or punk. Or comedy, which isn't music, so.. yeah.
92. What is your favorite season? Spring!
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family? umm?
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you? They are all of equal importance.
95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer? painter
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college? I dunno
98. Have you ever had surgery? yep
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? no
100. What do you like to collect? bodies.
