honeymonster

You know, reading certain books gives you access to more racial slurs than any decent person should know. So, anyway, I've figured some stuff out.

I am not:
white eyes, 'cause that refers to people with blue eyes
honky, 'cause none of my people are hungarian
blue eyed devil, 'cause my eyes are brown

However, I am:
pinky
peckerwood (unless that's only men)
cracker

Pinky Peckerwood sounds like a porn star.

So.. who's voting? I used to encourage people to vote, but that's when I thought it meant something. May just go Steve's way.. vote Green and fuck everybody else.