True or false? Part 2

[honeymonster]

False are in bold.

1. My father spent a year in jail for selling pot.
Yep. It was a very long year, too.

2. I bite my nails.
And the skin around them. But the little bastards just keep growing back!

3. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18.
Yeah, and I'd already been living with him for a few months. (I was scared.)

4. I've never had an orgasm during actual intercourse.
Bleah.

5. I have a secret thing for Mariah Carey.
Actually, she grosses me out completely. I can't believe you all think I have such lousy taste!

6. When I was little I fell in a pond when my father and I were fishing, and now I'm afraid to go underwater and I can't swim.
Yeah.. scared the hell out of me.

7. My stepmother once flashed me.
No.. though I did almost see her naked by accident once. Ick. She has flashed Cindi a couple of times.. poor woman. ("If she shows me her bush ONE more time..")

8. I dated a guy from Liberia.
Yeah.

9. These aren't my real boobs.
If I wanted them to be this big, I wouldn't bitch about them all the time.

10. I used to steal things.
Yeah, when I was very young. I knew it was wrong.. but I did it anyway.