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Aug. 18th, 2002 09:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
honeymonsterBought some needles labeled "blunt" for sewing books. I ought to sue them for mislabeling the package. Stabbed myself twice today.
Wanted mashed potatoes and broccoli for dinner. Except there aren't any potatoes and when I opened the broccoli it smelled swampy. I salvaged enough for one serving and ran the rest down the garbage disposal. Why the hell would somebody buy a huge bag of broccoli, use only a fourth of it in a week, and then go on vacation? Love of broccoli only goes so far.
What are you to do when you buy panties or boxers that are too small to wear, but have patterns to cool to get rid of? If you're me, you cut them up and prepare the pieces to be book covers.. :>
Wanted mashed potatoes and broccoli for dinner. Except there aren't any potatoes and when I opened the broccoli it smelled swampy. I salvaged enough for one serving and ran the rest down the garbage disposal. Why the hell would somebody buy a huge bag of broccoli, use only a fourth of it in a week, and then go on vacation? Love of broccoli only goes so far.
What are you to do when you buy panties or boxers that are too small to wear, but have patterns to cool to get rid of? If you're me, you cut them up and prepare the pieces to be book covers.. :>
