"By hook or by crook, we will."

[honeymonster]

In case you don't know, here's a friendly reminder: I'm turning twenty-eight on Sunday. Yes, it is a time for rejoicing. Let's all moo like drunk idiots.

My father's informed me that they've decided to have a barbecue. I love how they never even inquired as to how I might want to spend my birthday. Instead, it seems more a matter of how they want to spend my birthday. I should be used to this. I don't remember ever having the kind of birthday party my nieces and nephews are always having. Still, it strikes me as a depressing way to celebrate anything.

Anyhoo.. send me an e-card or something. I'll need all the help I can get.