honeymonster: (piglet)
Honey ([personal profile] honeymonster) wrote2002-03-26 12:59 am

random observations

[At the supermarket]
"Completely organic? Waitaminnit! You mean there's inorganic milk (bread, cheese, etc.)? I'm frightened."

[At the library]
(Upon spying The Complete Idiot's Guide to Poetry) "Oh, hell no. That explains a lot.."

[In a different section of a different library]
(To myself) Why do they have four books on bowling?