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[At the supermarket]
"Completely organic? Waitaminnit! You mean there's inorganic milk (bread, cheese, etc.)? I'm frightened."

[At the library]
(Upon spying The Complete Idiot's Guide to Poetry) "Oh, hell no. That explains a lot.."

[In a different section of a different library]
(To myself) Why do they have four books on bowling?

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