a list

I've been trying to read Bruce Campbell's novel, but I can't really get into it. However, before I gave up, I found this list:

Horribly Ineffective Pick-Up Lines

• How'd you like to gain 165 pounds for about six minutes?
  
• Is your father an astronaut because I sure am horny.
  
• Drunk yet?
  
• I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
  
• They just called last call, and I'm out of options.
  
• My apartment is being fumigated. We should screw.
  
• Quick while my wife's back is turned!
  
• Your name must be Daisy because I sure am horny.
  
• So, are you the fat friend or what?
  
• Anybody else here live with their parents?
  
• Personally, I found The Fountainhead to be a bit pedestrian.
  
• I designed Bruce Campbell's website.

to go with the last entry:

Do your feet hurt? Because I really want to fuck you.

[edit:] Also, Are those space pants? Because you have a really nice ass.

stuff

After the post office today, I picked up the stuff I'd ordered from the library:
Deeper Meaning of Liff
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Re-Birth
Something Fishy at Macdonald Hall