I would just like to point out

That I hate everything.

Except Godzilla. And books and cats. And you.

But everything else should die!


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Let me tell you a story.

Once upon a time, I got a trashy-looking book called The Beast Within out of the library. But when I tried to read it, I found out that it was, indeed, written of shit.

And so I tried to put it out of my mind. And for over a year, I mostly succeeded. Until I was flipping channels this morning (which is my preferred activity when I'm awake at seven after less than four hours sleep) and found out that they made a movie out of that piece of shit.

Good lord and butter.

So.. who else wants valentines and why hasn't cepebpo sent me her address yet?

I just found these.

I'm not always getting e-mails for comments. Maybe this is true of you, as well. It would explain why iamnotsilly never answered my questions.

Anyway, questions from veon:

1) I've noticed you've miraculously but not overtly managed to avoid ever mentioning where in the US you are. Why is this?
Well, I'm still involved in litigation stemming from The Accident. If they've found this, my only defense is the internet is easy to fake. Of course, I've probably slipped up in other areas, but humor me.

2) What's up with Rona, what's her issue?
I think she's a functioning sociopath. She only sees life in terms of how it will affect her. I know we all have some of this, but Rona's truly overt about it.

She's also like three inches shorter and about a hundred pounds heavier than me. We have never really gotten along, but I think that the whole me-here-all-the-time thing is driving her batshit. (Errr.. more batshit.)

She's not very intelligent, though she's a lot better at number-related things than I am.

I don't know her issue, really. Except that she's making it mine.

3) If you could live anywhere in the world, where and why?
Someplace all my own. Because I've never lived alone, and even if I needed a maid and occasional help, it sounds like heaven on a stick. But I guess I wouldn't be entirely alone, as I am fully in cat-mode these days.

4) What period of history is your favorite?
I don't really have one. I don't think there was any idyllic "golden age." Everything's fucked in some way. No smog, big piles of horse shit on the streets. You know?

5) Do you have a story or rhyme or other youthful memory that keeps you warm at dark times? If so, please tell it.
I guess the Winnie-the Pooh stories. My father read them to us so many times he memorized them. So when I read them, there's nostalgia combined with the fact that they're actually pretty damn funny.

Okay, so, who wants questions?

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