Why nbci sucks donkey dick

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I haven't been able to upload to my one account for over a week! I really need money so I can get another domain for this junk..

hee hee hee

Oh man, this is too good. Hee. You know how I was complaining someone was linking to my image, and I changed it? This person is so dumb they don't realize why the background has changed. Oh man. This is way too funny. *snork*

I'm confused.

I just watched The Abominable Dr. Phibes, and I have some questions: What kind of sleeping pill did that nurse take? Morphine? What kind of surgery was Mrs. Phibes having, that it required eight doctors and only one nurse? And what is up with that chick helping Phibes? Why would she wear that furry hat around the house? And why would she help him in the first place?

Weird movie.

What is wrong with these people?

Title of spam mail I keep recieving: "Would You Like To See Britney Spears Get Gangbanged" NO! And neither should you! Perverts!