grrrarf

I stole this survey from Tamika. Then I have to go clean up the kitchen, because I actually slept last night, which I wasn't expecting.

I'm no longer horribly depressed. Just slightly angry, I think.

1. TIME NOW?: 8:27 AM
2. NAME: Honey
3. AGE: 26
5. WHERE YOU LIVE: here
6. WHERE YOU WERE BORN: New York, NY
7. PARENTS' NAMES: Barry and Dorothy
8. SIBLINGS: little brother, stepbrother

HAVE YOU EVER....

10. STOLEN?: yeah, when I was little
11. LIED?: yes
12. DRIVEN W/O LICENSE?: no.. okay, sort of
13. HAD PREMARITAL SEX?: yes
14. GOTTEN HIGH?: no
15. SMOKED A CIGARETTE?: once.
16. GOTTEN DRUNK?: yes
17. WATCHED PORNO?: yes
18. SEEN THE MOVIE "BOONDOCK SAINTS"?: no
19. EATEN A BANANA AND KETCHUP SANDWICH?: ick no
20. CONSUMED KOOLAID IN ANY WAY W/O WATER/SUGAR?: no
21. DROWNED AN INNOCENT ANIMAL?: no
22. KILLED AN INNOCENT ANIMAL?: no

23. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR....

LAMB: yuck
TOILET: cold
PANTYHOSE: face
BED: time
WINDOW: gaze
PENCIL: pen
POPCORN: stinky
DOG: stinky
CAT: soft
ADULT: sometimes
TALK SHOW: yawn
NOSTRIL: sniffle
M & Ms: chocolate
INTERNET: sigh
TV: sigh

24. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTE?: "I'm not going to heaven, I'm going to the Fourth World." <-- That's just off the top of my head, sorry.

25. FAVORITE MOVIE?: grrr..
26. FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH?: toasted cheese
27. FAVORITE COLOR?: purple
28. FAVORITE TV SHOW?: hmm..
29. FAVORITE AUTHOR/POET?: Kurt Vonnegut.. maybe.. poet? Right now, Jim Carroll
30. FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?: "Starbuck's" italian roast coffee
31. DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF SOCKS: warm and fuzzy but too short, with gray on the heel and toe.
32. DESCRIBE THE BEST PET YOU'VE EVER HAD: we have frogs!
33. DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL "SIGNIFICANT OTHER": there is such a thing?
34. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN? my clothes.
35. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF CHINESE FIRE DRILLS?: what?
36. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF SUSHI?: ick
37. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF RIVERDANCING?: loud
38. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF HOMOSEXUALS?: yes, have some.
39. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF PEOPLE NAMED BEN?: groovy.
40. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF RUPAUL?: I like.
41. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF WRESTLING?: dumb
42. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF HANSON?: boring
43. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF SWING DANCING?: sweet
44. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF TCHAIKOVSKY?: I forget
45. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF NAPSTER: ain't got none
47. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF MEL GIBSON?: annoying
48. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF THE COLOR PINK?: I like the pink panther and the exploding fairies.. other than that, fuck it.
49. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF WET NOODLES?: enh?
50. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF THE DIXIE CHICKS?: funny
51. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS?: n/a
52. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF GORE IN MOVIES?: Al Gore? Wait, no.. Most times, there is not nearly enough. Other times, it's over-used and fake.
53. FAVORITE QUOTE FROM LITERATURE?: Listen! We were put on this earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!
SHAKESPEARE?: can be murdered and incomprehensible with the wrong actors.
55. YOUR OPINION OF BIOLOGY?: what about biology?
56. YOUR OPINION OF FEMALE P.E.?: ?
57. YOUR OPINION OF MALE P.E.?: ?
58. DO YOU HAVE: ICQ, AIM, AOL, YAHOO MESSENGER, OR MSN INSTANT MESSENGER?: yes
59. SCREEN NAMES ON ANY OF THESE?: go away.
60. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?: sorta
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE DEVIL?: not really
62. DO YOU THINK THAT THERE IS A HEAVEN? sorta
63. A HELL?: nope
64. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WILL DIE OF?: ennui
65. WHEN?: whenever
66. WHO IS THE SMARTEST PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH?: My brother Steve?
67. WHO IS THE DUMBEST PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH?: Dubya
68. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?: who knows..
69. WHAT WAS YOUR WEIRDEST DREAM ABOUT?: umm..
70. WHAT IS THE MOST INTERESTING FACT THAT YOU KNOW?: I forget.
71. WHAT IS YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET? Ha! Like I have time to kill everyone who reads this thing.
72. TIME NOW?: 8:43 AM.