![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
honeymonster1. First name: Honey
2. Middle name: Laura
3. Last name: Clark
4. Nickname(s): ?.. Hon, sometimes..
5. Screen names: primavera, moofrog, cascan jep, booger
6. Gender: female
7. Age: 27
8. Type of Music: the good stuff
9. Birthdate: August fourth, 1974
10. Birthplace: New York, NY (Manhattan)
11. Zodiac sign: Leo
12. Current Location: ack
13. Live with: my father and the sociopath he married
14. Name of current school: I wish
15. Grade/Year(if in college): see above
16. Graduation date/year: n/a
17. GPA: oh, fuck you, already
18. Height: 5'7", I think
19. Hair color: brown
20. Highlights/dyed: nope
21. Hair length: too long
22. Eye color: brown
23. Contacts/glasses: glasses
24. Freckles: yes
25. Birthmark(s): umm?
26. Scar(s): oh, you have GOT to be kidding me.
27. Type(s) of clothes you wear: t-shirts and jeans
28. Cologne/Perfume you wear: white shoulders
29. Deodorant you use: ummm.. "Dry Idea"
Family Life
30. Mom's name: Dorothy
31. Dad's name: Barry
33. Closest family member: Steve
34. Family member you could live without: my stepmother
35. Last family member you've seen: my father
36. Oldest: no clue
37. Youngest: Shae-Shae
38. Family member who lives the farthest away: I guess the people in Michigan..
39. Fondest memory: no clue
40. Memory you miss the most: hunh?
41. Family member you wish the mafia would kill: ermmm..
42. Memory you wish you had: Mama
43. What you did yesterday: slept.. read.. played neopets.. ummm..
44. What you did so far today: went to the library and the supermarket.. played neopets.. talked to Jeffrey.. threw out catalogs.. wrote in diary.. cuddled stuffed animals.. well, technically most of that was yesterday
45. Last person you talked to on the phone: umm.. Steve?
46. Last person you talked to online: Jeffrey
47. Last movie you've seen: On TV, I Married a Strange Person, in the theaters, LotR.
48. Last song you heard on the radio: umm.. something cool.. but I forget
49. Last CD you played: The Wiseguys, The Antidote
50. Last thing you said out loud: can't remember
51. Last time you showered: go away
52. Last book you read: Binky's Guide to Love, Paradise Screwed
54. Last time you sang: umm..
55. Last time you danced: keeeripes.. umm.. a long time ago, on the phone with Bill.
56. Last thing you ate/drank: bacon and "Coke"
Believe it or Not
57. Aliens: why the hell not?
58. Angels: umm
59. Demons: ummm
60. Heaven & Hell: ummmmmm
61. God: sort of
62. Your friends: yup yup yup
Friendships
64. Best friend: Jeffrey
65. Last friend you talked to: Jeffrey
66. Funniest: umm.. everybody
67. Silliest: Jeffrey
68. Loudest: ummm
70. Stupidest: fuck you
71. Sweetest: Jeffrey
72. Weirdest: ummmm
73. Best at keeping secrets: I dunno
74. Most hyper: Jeffrey again
75. Most annoying: fuck you
76. Friend you miss most: ummm
77. Friend you've known the longest: Jeffrey, unless you count Sherry, who gets in touch once a year or so..
78. Friend you haven't known long: Kablammy and phredisdead
Word Association
79. Bill Clinton: president
80. Lollipops: tongue
81. Whipped Cream: pie
82. Dreams: sweet
83. Love: feh
84. South Park: feh
85. Guys: yum
86. Girls: yum
87. Death: eek
88. Bubble gum: bleah
89. Water: everywhere
90. Ice Cream: Starbucks
91. Oil: water
92. Phone: call
93. Food: hungry
94, Kiss: me
95. Pretzels: salt
96. Britney Spears: lust
97. School: days
98. Floppy: disk
99. Shoes: feet
Have you ever (FYI answer yes or no)
100. Been on a plane: yes
101. Cried in public: yes
102. Climbed a tree: I forget
103. Gotten in a physical fight: yes
104. Drank alcohol: yes
105. Fell asleep in a movie theater: no
106. Driven a car: yes
107. Been arrested: no
108. Broken curfew: yes
109. Been pulled over when driving: no
110. Farted in public: yes
111. Met a celebrity: not really
112. Skipped school: no
113. Went to a pro sports game: no
114. Met the president: no
115. Been shot at: no
116. Smoke a cigarette: yes
117. Gotten a cavity: yes
118. Done any drugs: legal or il?
119. Shopped at Abercrombie & Fitch: no
120. Gone skinny-dipping: I think so.. but I was drunk
Favorites
121. Food: pie, pizza, french fries..
122. Drink: "Coke"
123. TV show: "Six Feet Under", "Angel", "Smallville", "The Chronicle", "Mutant X"
124. Movie: oh Lord, I don't know.. most recent fave is LotR, though..
125. CD: umm..
126. Song: errrm..
127. Color: dark purple
128. Day of the week: ummm
129. Month: ummmm
130. Number: ?
132. Favorite Car: who gives a shit?
133. Cookie: snickerdoodles.. <3
134. Toothpaste: Tom's of Maine
135. Ice Cream: Starbuck's
137. Candy bar: Nutrageous
138. TV channel: Cartoon Network or Sci-Fi
139. Radio station: umm
140. Artist/band: ohh.. I don't know..
141. Shampoo/conditioner: Suave daily clarifying
143. Website: what, like aside from mine?
144. Sports to play: *hissss*
145. Sports to watch: women's tennis
146. Place: oh, fuck you
147. Vacation spot: no clue
148. Kind of candle: the kind you can find when the power's gone out
149. Color eyes: who the fuck cares?
2. Middle name: Laura
3. Last name: Clark
4. Nickname(s): ?.. Hon, sometimes..
5. Screen names: primavera, moofrog, cascan jep, booger
6. Gender: female
7. Age: 27
8. Type of Music: the good stuff
9. Birthdate: August fourth, 1974
10. Birthplace: New York, NY (Manhattan)
11. Zodiac sign: Leo
12. Current Location: ack
13. Live with: my father and the sociopath he married
14. Name of current school: I wish
15. Grade/Year(if in college): see above
16. Graduation date/year: n/a
17. GPA: oh, fuck you, already
18. Height: 5'7", I think
19. Hair color: brown
20. Highlights/dyed: nope
21. Hair length: too long
22. Eye color: brown
23. Contacts/glasses: glasses
24. Freckles: yes
25. Birthmark(s): umm?
26. Scar(s): oh, you have GOT to be kidding me.
27. Type(s) of clothes you wear: t-shirts and jeans
28. Cologne/Perfume you wear: white shoulders
29. Deodorant you use: ummm.. "Dry Idea"
Family Life
30. Mom's name: Dorothy
31. Dad's name: Barry
33. Closest family member: Steve
34. Family member you could live without: my stepmother
35. Last family member you've seen: my father
36. Oldest: no clue
37. Youngest: Shae-Shae
38. Family member who lives the farthest away: I guess the people in Michigan..
39. Fondest memory: no clue
40. Memory you miss the most: hunh?
41. Family member you wish the mafia would kill: ermmm..
42. Memory you wish you had: Mama
43. What you did yesterday: slept.. read.. played neopets.. ummm..
44. What you did so far today: went to the library and the supermarket.. played neopets.. talked to Jeffrey.. threw out catalogs.. wrote in diary.. cuddled stuffed animals.. well, technically most of that was yesterday
45. Last person you talked to on the phone: umm.. Steve?
46. Last person you talked to online: Jeffrey
47. Last movie you've seen: On TV, I Married a Strange Person, in the theaters, LotR.
48. Last song you heard on the radio: umm.. something cool.. but I forget
49. Last CD you played: The Wiseguys, The Antidote
50. Last thing you said out loud: can't remember
51. Last time you showered: go away
52. Last book you read: Binky's Guide to Love, Paradise Screwed
54. Last time you sang: umm..
55. Last time you danced: keeeripes.. umm.. a long time ago, on the phone with Bill.
56. Last thing you ate/drank: bacon and "Coke"
Believe it or Not
57. Aliens: why the hell not?
58. Angels: umm
59. Demons: ummm
60. Heaven & Hell: ummmmmm
61. God: sort of
62. Your friends: yup yup yup
Friendships
64. Best friend: Jeffrey
65. Last friend you talked to: Jeffrey
66. Funniest: umm.. everybody
67. Silliest: Jeffrey
68. Loudest: ummm
70. Stupidest: fuck you
71. Sweetest: Jeffrey
72. Weirdest: ummmm
73. Best at keeping secrets: I dunno
74. Most hyper: Jeffrey again
75. Most annoying: fuck you
76. Friend you miss most: ummm
77. Friend you've known the longest: Jeffrey, unless you count Sherry, who gets in touch once a year or so..
78. Friend you haven't known long: Kablammy and phredisdead
Word Association
79. Bill Clinton: president
80. Lollipops: tongue
81. Whipped Cream: pie
82. Dreams: sweet
83. Love: feh
84. South Park: feh
85. Guys: yum
86. Girls: yum
87. Death: eek
88. Bubble gum: bleah
89. Water: everywhere
90. Ice Cream: Starbucks
91. Oil: water
92. Phone: call
93. Food: hungry
94, Kiss: me
95. Pretzels: salt
96. Britney Spears: lust
97. School: days
98. Floppy: disk
99. Shoes: feet
Have you ever (FYI answer yes or no)
100. Been on a plane: yes
101. Cried in public: yes
102. Climbed a tree: I forget
103. Gotten in a physical fight: yes
104. Drank alcohol: yes
105. Fell asleep in a movie theater: no
106. Driven a car: yes
107. Been arrested: no
108. Broken curfew: yes
109. Been pulled over when driving: no
110. Farted in public: yes
111. Met a celebrity: not really
112. Skipped school: no
113. Went to a pro sports game: no
114. Met the president: no
115. Been shot at: no
116. Smoke a cigarette: yes
117. Gotten a cavity: yes
118. Done any drugs: legal or il?
119. Shopped at Abercrombie & Fitch: no
120. Gone skinny-dipping: I think so.. but I was drunk
Favorites
121. Food: pie, pizza, french fries..
122. Drink: "Coke"
123. TV show: "Six Feet Under", "Angel", "Smallville", "The Chronicle", "Mutant X"
124. Movie: oh Lord, I don't know.. most recent fave is LotR, though..
125. CD: umm..
126. Song: errrm..
127. Color: dark purple
128. Day of the week: ummm
129. Month: ummmm
130. Number: ?
132. Favorite Car: who gives a shit?
133. Cookie: snickerdoodles.. <3
134. Toothpaste: Tom's of Maine
135. Ice Cream: Starbuck's
137. Candy bar: Nutrageous
138. TV channel: Cartoon Network or Sci-Fi
139. Radio station: umm
140. Artist/band: ohh.. I don't know..
141. Shampoo/conditioner: Suave daily clarifying
143. Website: what, like aside from mine?
144. Sports to play: *hissss*
145. Sports to watch: women's tennis
146. Place: oh, fuck you
147. Vacation spot: no clue
148. Kind of candle: the kind you can find when the power's gone out
149. Color eyes: who the fuck cares?
