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[honeymonster]

Appointment for pap smear this morning. He stuck his finger up my butt, which I consider a slapping offense. It turns out my breast lump disappeared. However, I have a blackhead in my pubic hair he is going to lance in June. You know, so I can pay for another visit. Also he tried to sell me that weight-loss thing again. Seems his wife works for them.

I want my nurse practitioner back.