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nekidwhiteboy and I done kept some of his answers, too.
##LOL BEGIN MEME
Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?
Oh HELL no.
Is it harder to be rejected or to reject someone else?
It depends on how much I hate the other person, but it's hard for me to reject people.
What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
Pop, mostly, and whatever my father was listening to.
Have you kissed someone in the last 48 hours?
fuck you
What was the last thing you drank?
glass of coke
Have you been on a date in the past week?
FUUUCK YOOOOOOU.
Where are you going on your next vacation?
hell.
Have you ever thrown up from working out?
...I've thrown up from the thought of working out, does that count?
Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
moi?
Have you ever gotten so wasted you didn’t know what was going on?
umm.. no.
Do you like pulpy orange juice?
ick no.
Did you cry at your high school graduation?
Why would I do that?
Do you prefer the tanning bed or the sun?
HELP IT BURNS!
Where are two of your favorite places to eat?
that place that has food, and that other place what has food also.
What could you tolerate...someone who snores or a sleep walker?
I snore, so I got no right to bitch about it.
What is something your friends make fun of you for?
moi?
What is your worst personality flaw?
Illogical anger.
Would you ever parachute off of a plane?
Fuck no!
Are you Irish in any way?
No idea.
Do you like to play Scrabble?
Well doy..
Have you ever drank Jack Daniels?
nope
Have you ever had sex on the beach?
nope
What are you saving your money up for right now?
money? Oh, right.. bargain book catalog presents & padded envelopes.
What was the last gift card you received?
the Acme one from the library
Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person?
probably
What do you do when you spot a bug in your house?
encourage the cats to kill it
Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush myspace?
mywhat?
When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
not sure
Do you have a desk in your room?
DO YOU ASK STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS, AND/OR DOUCHE?
Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
hell no.
Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?
Nope. Got my middle name from a former aunt, though.
Have you ever broken a rib?
Naw. Lots of other stuff, though.
Who is the most spoiled person you know?
moi?
Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?
I'll take the money, thanks.
Have you ever had sex in church?
nope
Do you watch the Grammys?
dear Dianne Warren: stop writing memes
Is your birthday on a holiday?
Well, of course my birthday is a holiday, bitch. Why you always wanna be sad on my birfday?
Do you have any friends or family in the war right now?
None that I know of.
Do you worry about global warming?
Yeah, on the level I worry about nuclear war and other shit I can't do a fucking thing about..
Have you ever been cheated on?
yup
Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor?
you're a serious fucking slut, like foreal
Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true?
fuck you.
What's your opinion on gold diggers?
Stop pretending you ain't a whore and we'll get along just fine.
Are you a country or city girl/boy?
I was born in a city and grew up in the suburbs. You tell me.
Do you want to hit something?
I would probably hurt myself, so no.
How many people have you kissed so far in 2008 that actually meant something?
Fuck you!
Were you happy when you woke up today?
Which time? Actually, just no.
Do you hate the last person you kissed?
Ok seriously bitch whoever wrote this, you need to start makin some better choices with these men you fuck around with.
Are you texting anyone right now?
moo?
Do you like anyone right now?
I love everybody.
Who was the last person who called you?
Umm. The doctor's office, or maybe my brother.
Is your ex still in your life as a friend?
Ha ha ha ha ha! No.
Are you wearing any clothes that don't belong to you?
Well, in the cosmic sense, nobody really owns anything..
Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?
I can has friends?
nekidwhiteboy and I done kept some of his answers, too.##LOL BEGIN MEME
Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?
Oh HELL no.
Is it harder to be rejected or to reject someone else?
It depends on how much I hate the other person, but it's hard for me to reject people.
What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
Pop, mostly, and whatever my father was listening to.
Have you kissed someone in the last 48 hours?
fuck you
What was the last thing you drank?
glass of coke
Have you been on a date in the past week?
FUUUCK YOOOOOOU.
Where are you going on your next vacation?
hell.
Have you ever thrown up from working out?
...I've thrown up from the thought of working out, does that count?
Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
moi?
Have you ever gotten so wasted you didn’t know what was going on?
umm.. no.
Do you like pulpy orange juice?
ick no.
Did you cry at your high school graduation?
Why would I do that?
Do you prefer the tanning bed or the sun?
HELP IT BURNS!
Where are two of your favorite places to eat?
that place that has food, and that other place what has food also.
What could you tolerate...someone who snores or a sleep walker?
I snore, so I got no right to bitch about it.
What is something your friends make fun of you for?
moi?
What is your worst personality flaw?
Illogical anger.
Would you ever parachute off of a plane?
Fuck no!
Are you Irish in any way?
No idea.
Do you like to play Scrabble?
Well doy..
Have you ever drank Jack Daniels?
nope
Have you ever had sex on the beach?
nope
What are you saving your money up for right now?
money? Oh, right.. bargain book catalog presents & padded envelopes.
What was the last gift card you received?
the Acme one from the library
Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person?
probably
What do you do when you spot a bug in your house?
encourage the cats to kill it
Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush myspace?
mywhat?
When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
not sure
Do you have a desk in your room?
DO YOU ASK STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS, AND/OR DOUCHE?
Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
hell no.
Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?
Nope. Got my middle name from a former aunt, though.
Have you ever broken a rib?
Naw. Lots of other stuff, though.
Who is the most spoiled person you know?
moi?
Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?
I'll take the money, thanks.
Have you ever had sex in church?
nope
Do you watch the Grammys?
dear Dianne Warren: stop writing memes
Is your birthday on a holiday?
Well, of course my birthday is a holiday, bitch. Why you always wanna be sad on my birfday?
Do you have any friends or family in the war right now?
None that I know of.
Do you worry about global warming?
Yeah, on the level I worry about nuclear war and other shit I can't do a fucking thing about..
Have you ever been cheated on?
yup
Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor?
you're a serious fucking slut, like foreal
Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true?
fuck you.
What's your opinion on gold diggers?
Stop pretending you ain't a whore and we'll get along just fine.
Are you a country or city girl/boy?
I was born in a city and grew up in the suburbs. You tell me.
Do you want to hit something?
I would probably hurt myself, so no.
How many people have you kissed so far in 2008 that actually meant something?
Fuck you!
Were you happy when you woke up today?
Which time? Actually, just no.
Do you hate the last person you kissed?
Ok seriously bitch whoever wrote this, you need to start makin some better choices with these men you fuck around with.
Are you texting anyone right now?
moo?
Do you like anyone right now?
I love everybody.
Who was the last person who called you?
Umm. The doctor's office, or maybe my brother.
Is your ex still in your life as a friend?
Ha ha ha ha ha! No.
Are you wearing any clothes that don't belong to you?
Well, in the cosmic sense, nobody really owns anything..
Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?
I can has friends?
