oh, <3

[honeymonster]

I never!
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(x) I NEVER SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER WENT TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER FELL IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER GOT DUMPED
(x) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I NEVER GOT FIRED
(x) I NEVER GOT IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT''S HOUSE
(_) I NEVER GOT TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER GOT CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (we've all been infants, what the hell?)
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I NEVER GOT ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) I NEVER WENT TO EUROPE
(x) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(x) I NEVER GOT FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(x) I NEVER THREW UP IN A BAR
(x) I NEVER PAID FOR SEX
(_) I NEVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME.
TO PLAY I NEVER. PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD A "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN.