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A 71-year-old man was arrested at the Miami airport after an X-ray check of his luggage revealed 61,000 ecstasy tablets. On his way to jail, the man had to be shackled and cuffed when he insisted on hugging the arresting officers and refused to stop dancing.

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The 26,000-acre Washington State Forest Preserve near Mount Rainier was closed after a methamphetamine lab was found hidden among the fir trees. The state Department of Natural Resources said the preserve would remain closed for several weeks, because "hazardous chemicals" were spread over a two-ACRE area. The only person arrested was a 19-year-old Tacoma woman, who was biting the heads off squirrels and building a house with them.

--Joe Bob Briggs
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