1. Underpants: bikinis, thongs, grandma bloomers, boxers, briefs. What do you wear and what do you prefer your partner wears?
Fat chicks got the granny panties, yo. And whatever the other person is comfortable with and looks good in is cool.
2. Have you ever shaved, waxed or trimmed your pubic area? Would you do it again?
Shaved around the edges once or twice for a bathing suit, but I really don't like it, so no.
3. How many licks does it take to get to the center of your Tootsie Pop? Or, what gets you off?
A hell of a lot. Last time I was sexually active, it took a lot to get me off. Of course, that could be any number of factors. Also, I like the finger-fucking.
4. Describe the hottest sex you have ever had, down to the funnest details.
Does not compute.
5. Describe your naughty threesome with myself and my newly waxed girl,
Umm.. I'm shy. Kiss, fondle, lick.. mmm.. I don't know. Whatever floats yer boat, to a point.
Oooops, forgot:
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