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Nov. 29th, 2002 08:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
honeymonsterI can't believe no-one's up yet.. after this I'ma feed the cats.
1) If you could be instantly fluent in one other language that you currently do not read or speak, which would it be?
Spanish, maybe.. or Japanese.. so I could understand about a third of the crap I watch.
2) If you could have the starring role in any film already made, what would it be?
umm.. some wirework kung fu flick that makes me look like a badass in spite of my obvious handicaps, I guess..
3) If you could receive one small package this very moment, who would it be from and what would be in it?
It would be from a certain ex o' mine, and it would have the heart necklace my father carved for me when I was a toddler in it. (fucker..)
4) If you could own one painting from any collection in the world but were not able to sell it, which work of art would you select?
I want one of Georgia O'Keeffe's paintings of New York City.
5) If you were instantly able to play one musical instrument perfectly that you never have played before, what would it be?
My voice.. damn I wish I could sing..
6) If you could possess one supernatural ability, what would it be?
Telekinesis.. not telepathy, though. Lord knows, I have no desire to know what everyone thinks of me.
7) If you had to choose the most valuable thing you ever learned what would it be?
I'm not gonna live forever.. and I don't want to.
8)If you could have only one piece of furniture in your house, what would it be?
Oh, COME on! I need at least two. I gotta sit down and I gotta have somewhere to put my books..
9) If you could read the private diary of someone you know personally, whose diary would it be?
No-one. People who do that shit always learn stuff they don't want to know.
10) If you could have one person you know as your slave well-paid and cared for domestic laborer for one month, who would it be?
Which is it? Slave or well-paid worker? There IS a difference, idjit.. Someone I know? My sister in law, 'cause she cleans like a maniac.
11) If you could choose the way you will die, how would you want it to happen?
Painlessly.
12) If you could wake up tomorrow to learn that the major newspaper headlines were about you, what would you want them to say?
That's scary. Umm.. "Bizzare Young Woman Tells Bush: Put Up or Shut Up" Below that: "Urges President to 'Fight his own damn war.'"
13) If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?
Wonder where the fuck I got a lottery ticket.
14) If you could choose the music at your funeral, what would it be, and who would play it?
"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" performed by the surviving members of Monty Python.
15) If you could take away the vocal cords of any person, who would it be?
Mariah Carey. Or Carrot Top.
16) If you had to describe your idea of the perfect mate, how would you do it?
I can't. I need a real person, see..
17) If you had to have a personal friend redecorate your house, who would you pick to do it?
Umm.. *gulp*
18) If you had to choose the worst home you've ever lived in, which one was it?
Kee-ripes. I don't know. The one where they stole all my money?
19) If you could have prevented one thing from happening between you and a friend, what would it have been?
umm.. dunno.
20) If you could learn the total number of hours you have spent in your life doing one thing, what would it be?
reading
21) If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be?
lonely
22) If you could own a single prop from any film ever made what would you choose?
Umm.. lightsaber?
1) If you could be instantly fluent in one other language that you currently do not read or speak, which would it be?
Spanish, maybe.. or Japanese.. so I could understand about a third of the crap I watch.
2) If you could have the starring role in any film already made, what would it be?
umm.. some wirework kung fu flick that makes me look like a badass in spite of my obvious handicaps, I guess..
3) If you could receive one small package this very moment, who would it be from and what would be in it?
It would be from a certain ex o' mine, and it would have the heart necklace my father carved for me when I was a toddler in it. (fucker..)
4) If you could own one painting from any collection in the world but were not able to sell it, which work of art would you select?
I want one of Georgia O'Keeffe's paintings of New York City.
5) If you were instantly able to play one musical instrument perfectly that you never have played before, what would it be?
My voice.. damn I wish I could sing..
6) If you could possess one supernatural ability, what would it be?
Telekinesis.. not telepathy, though. Lord knows, I have no desire to know what everyone thinks of me.
7) If you had to choose the most valuable thing you ever learned what would it be?
I'm not gonna live forever.. and I don't want to.
8)If you could have only one piece of furniture in your house, what would it be?
Oh, COME on! I need at least two. I gotta sit down and I gotta have somewhere to put my books..
9) If you could read the private diary of someone you know personally, whose diary would it be?
No-one. People who do that shit always learn stuff they don't want to know.
10) If you could have one person you know as your slave well-paid and cared for domestic laborer for one month, who would it be?
Which is it? Slave or well-paid worker? There IS a difference, idjit.. Someone I know? My sister in law, 'cause she cleans like a maniac.
11) If you could choose the way you will die, how would you want it to happen?
Painlessly.
12) If you could wake up tomorrow to learn that the major newspaper headlines were about you, what would you want them to say?
That's scary. Umm.. "Bizzare Young Woman Tells Bush: Put Up or Shut Up" Below that: "Urges President to 'Fight his own damn war.'"
13) If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?
Wonder where the fuck I got a lottery ticket.
14) If you could choose the music at your funeral, what would it be, and who would play it?
"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" performed by the surviving members of Monty Python.
15) If you could take away the vocal cords of any person, who would it be?
Mariah Carey. Or Carrot Top.
16) If you had to describe your idea of the perfect mate, how would you do it?
I can't. I need a real person, see..
17) If you had to have a personal friend redecorate your house, who would you pick to do it?
Umm.. *gulp*
18) If you had to choose the worst home you've ever lived in, which one was it?
Kee-ripes. I don't know. The one where they stole all my money?
19) If you could have prevented one thing from happening between you and a friend, what would it have been?
umm.. dunno.
20) If you could learn the total number of hours you have spent in your life doing one thing, what would it be?
reading
21) If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be?
lonely
22) If you could own a single prop from any film ever made what would you choose?
Umm.. lightsaber?
