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Sixteen-year-old Daniel Robbins of Great Falls, Montana, ran over a jogger so he could have sex with the corpse, according to police. The victim suffered a broken pelvis and injuries to her vertebrae and ribs, and Robbins ended up in a jail where even the creepiest guys on the cell block decided there wasn't really a category for this one.
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Paul Alexander of Cape May County, New Jersey, went on "The Jerry Springer Show" with his 22-year-old girlfriend and talked about the 7-year- old child they had together. Result: statutory rape charges. He forgot to do the math.
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Bernie Barker is the world's only 63- year-old stripper, working as a cage dancer at Miami Gold in North Miami Beach, and wearing nothing but a fluorescent yellow G-string when he dances at Club LaBare, also in North Miami Beach. He's won 30 male strip competitions against guys young enough to be his grandchildren. We hear his Security Guard Fantasy Outfit is especially fetching.
--The Joe Bob Report
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Paul Alexander of Cape May County, New Jersey, went on "The Jerry Springer Show" with his 22-year-old girlfriend and talked about the 7-year- old child they had together. Result: statutory rape charges. He forgot to do the math.
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Bernie Barker is the world's only 63- year-old stripper, working as a cage dancer at Miami Gold in North Miami Beach, and wearing nothing but a fluorescent yellow G-string when he dances at Club LaBare, also in North Miami Beach. He's won 30 male strip competitions against guys young enough to be his grandchildren. We hear his Security Guard Fantasy Outfit is especially fetching.
--The Joe Bob Report
