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Dear Great Hoo-Hoo in the sky,

Thank you for Devon and Cindi not getting killed when the jerk in the SUV pulled out in front of them. I'm not going to bemoan their injuries, I know it could have been worse.

Also, thank you for cool showers and a father with a black belt in pie.

Love,
Honey

Made this for my family.

Nobody ever seems to know what to buy me, so: http://punkrockpenguin.net/wishlist.html