de-censored and slightly edited for clarity and brevity..

Me: the last book I read reminded me of my Aunt's favorite story about me
Jeffrey: what's that?
Me: She says she was with me and her mother when I matter-of-factly said Steve couldn't eat raisins 'cause they made him shit funny.
Jeffrey: hahaha
Me: of course, my most vivid memory of kindergarten also contains that word
Jeffrey: really?
Me: yeah,, I was supposed to hand out the snacks I'd brought
Me: the bathroom was like a public restroom stall, just off in the corner of the classroom for some reason.
Jeffrey: yeah, I think I had one like that
Jeffrey: like a little room
Me: and I was in there, and she called me, and I said something like, as soon as I'm done taking a shit, and I got in big screaming trouble
Me: had NO idea what the big deal was
Jeffrey: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jeffrey: yeah, adults are so fucking clueless sometimes;-p
Me: that's what we said at home, you know?
Me: I didn't swear casually in school again until I was 13
Jeffrey: 9 times outta 10 if a kid says something in that kinda context to someone in authority, I HIGHLY doubt they mean it to be offensive
Me: EXACTLY!
Me: I was five years old! I didn't even know I COULD shock people yet!

the cult of sleep

Slept most of the day. Headache, sniffly.

Am making a dingbat with various bunny monsters and a few other things. Any ideas for names would be greatly appreciated, as I had one but no longer remember it.

Feel like screaming for some reason..

[edit: Never mind. I think I'll call it Eggplant. You will love it. Or I'll kick you.]

*brain hurty*

Now if I could just figure out how to fix it so there aren't little square things in all the unoccupied spots in my font..