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BWAH! HA HAHAHAHAHA HA.. *snork*
heeee hee.. hoooo..
FUCK. YOU.
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[Error: unknown template qotd]What interests me the most about this movie is how on Earth the big shiny piece of shit got greenlighted.

Also, how it's not even safe to take your kids to it because apparently the smurfgiraffes do it.

And there's the loving paean to colonialism implicit in the storyline..

Actually, the more I think about this movie, the more offensive it gets.

The sponsored questions blow. I wish I could afford a paid account.
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If you could have lived through any war in history (without actually fighting in it), which would it be?

If you could kill the pet of anybody you know, whose pet would it be?

If you could have one person you know be your slave for one month, who would you choose?

If you had to keep one part of your mate's body permanently in the freezer, what part would you save?

If you had to have one family member (besides your spouse) witness your next sexual act, who would you pick?

If you had to sleep with someone you despise in exchange for one thing, what is it that you would demand?

If you had to have one platonic friend witness your next sexual act, who would you ask?

If you could bomb one building in the world without hurting any people, which would you blow up?

If you could firebomb any store or business, which would you do it to?

If you had to drop a nuclear bomb on one country, where would you drop it?

If you were to become the sex slave of one person from history, who would you want it to be?

If you could have anyone locked in a room so that you could torment them for a day, who would you choose, and how would you torment them?


I swear I am not making these up. I probably missed some doozies, too.
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At the library yesterday I picked up a book called If... (Questions for the Game of Life). The dust jacket flap was tucked into the pages, so I went to pull it out [I have this compulsion] and my eyes hit a question on the exposed page:

If you could kill the pet of anybody you know, whose pet would it be?

What the fuck kind of question is that? What exactly is wrong with.. Evelyn McFarlane & James Saywell?
honeymonster: (what the fart?)
Maury's Elementary Geography, 1888:

Talk about BALLS.

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